'Love your neighbour, but be sure to draw the curtains first'- Philip Ardagh
Joke & Quote Archive
Jokes
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Also, the roads are treacherous and there are no decent cinemas.- Cluedont
The proof is in the pudding. Don't think I'll be using that printing company again - Cluedont
I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently I've got too many windows open- Cluedont
I spent the afternoon making a belt out of herbs. What a waist of thyme.- Cluedont
Quotes
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all - Oscar Wilde
'We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.' - Anais Nin
'Think it over, think it under.' - A.A. Milne (WInnie the Pooh)
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend. ~Aristotle
'A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.' ~ Author Unknown
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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all - Oscar Wilde
